Total Medals Earned: 63 (From 21 different games.) Total Medal Score: 605 Points
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 4/22 (20/490 points)
Capture a power station
Get 8 followers
Use wave after wave of your own men to deplete a laser tower's ammo
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Engage in a massive battle
View the credits
Turn their towers against them on "Hide and Go Sneak"
Kill all enemies on "Trap"
Defeat the squares on "Fight or Flight"
1337 circle deaths
Defeat 1337 squares
Beat "Combat" without dying
Beat "Crosswalks" without any circles dying
Beat "Two Towers" in 20 seconds or less
Beat "Burninate" in 45.1 seconds or less
Save at least 42 circles on "Containment"
Beat "Four Bases". Yeah, just beat it.
Beat the game
Get 21 achievements
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/275 points)
Rescue your first civilian
K.O your first goblin in battle!
K.O a goblin by crushing it!
Burn a bale of hay
Unlock all arrow types
Earn 30 stars
Drop a chandelier onto a goblin
Take out every single goblin
Rescure every civilian
Earn all 90 stars
Medals Earned: 5/32 (25/405 points)
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Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 8/30 (105/405 points)
Finished Zone 2 in Story Mode.
Finished Zone 1 in Story Mode.
Killed a non-boss monster with one blow.
Finished Zone 3 in Story Mode.
Finished the tutorial.
Finished Zone 1 without using a Bomb.
Finished Zone 3 by facing Dwarf Captain directly.
Killed 10 monsters of the same kind in a row.
Used a Soul Stone to purchase an item.
Used Soul Stone to speed up the free key.
Used a Soul Stone to respawn.
Opened 1,000 doors.
Picked up 100,000 gold.
Defeated the Dwarf Captain three times.
Found 100 Secret Paths
Finished Zone 3 in Maze Mode 10 times.
Finished Zone 1 in Maze Mode 10 times.
Finished Zone 2 in Maze Mode 10 times.
Killed 1,000 monsters.
Defeated the Skeleton King three times.
Spent 10 Soul Stones.
Defeated the Vampire King three times.
Bought three Red Keys.
Finished Zone 2 without the Cross.
Had 18 keys in your keybag.
Killed a boss with one blow.
Finished Zone 3 in 15 minutes.
Finished Zone 1 in 5 minutes.
Finished Zone 2 in 10 minutes.
Medals Earned: 4/38 (35/490 points)
Win game with 15 or more points
Win game with 20 or more points
Find the 3 hidden stars
Get All Answers Right
Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/270 points)
Grind against another vehicle.
Jump onto another vehicle!
Steal a speedboat.
Escape from the helicopter.
Jump between flying jet planes! Insane!!!
Hijack a jet plane?!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a police car.
Steal a tank.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Enter Fury Mode.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy another vehicle.
Destroy a tank (besides your own).
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Defeat the final boss and save humanity!
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/390 points)
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/235 points)
First steps
Return to another world
Kill the king
Solve reel puzzle
Find a face
Solve puzzle for 15 sec
Complete the game again
Medals Earned: 7/39 (35/430 points)
Level 1
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension